Now THATS Funny

This is probably old news but very amusing to me. I.E. the likes of Rhianna, Serena Williams and Ashanti laughing at the Britney Spears debacle on the MTV Awards.

Let's not cast the first stone with y'all non-singing, plastic faced, Umbrella carrying, penis having asses.

To fall off hard you gotta be up on high in the first place. That's all.

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The Comeback of The Century

Kanyeezy was pissed because he didn't get any awards, he didn't get the main stage or the main performance--like the slag up above did.

I would normally say he's being a big fucking baby, but when you compare him and his solid and somewhat innovative repetoire with the slag counting every step in that youtube clip, then maybe he has a point?


Much love to Nova Slim for showing me the way and the light...

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What About Your Friends?

That pic above is supposed to be a part of a series of screencaps that depict Lindsay Blohan 1) stuffing coke up a friend's nostrils 2) Doing lines of coke. Her "buddy" leaked this to press in an effort to show how messed up she is. I call this "dry snitching".

Listen, I looked at the pics and I didn't see anything incriminating. There's one of a girl stuffing something in another girl's nose but you can't really be sure that it's Lindsay.

I'm not saying that this bitch isn't constantly coked out of her mind, but what's the point of trying to blow somebody's shit up if you're not explicitly showing her doing something. This is bullshit! We want real dirt! Here's what her fairweather friend had to say about the night the filming took place:

"Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it...She carries around a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda...That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become."

Okay so we get it, she got all coked up in the ladies' room and you were filming it. But how much coke did you do that night? And what about the other girls who you put on blast that are shown in the pics? You trying to "help" them too? Who ever the snitch is don't care, she just starts to feed some "juicier" superfluous info to the tabs when she says:

"When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

If you go to News Of The World, you'll see that the snitch is also talking about about how Lindsay has a sex addiction, and how she likes to do british guys like Jude Law (eww) and James Blunt (double eww). Listen, I'm not about to straight up hate on Lohan because I'm not Perez Hilton and I haven't been hired by Paris to do so...but we all know she's a freak and a coke ho. I wanted some hardcore EVIDENCE! I wanna see her do coke off of a toilet seat snitches. Next time, be on your job when you're trying to snag some fame and money of your own. And remember Linds, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your friend's nose, but you can't stuff coke up your friend's nose. Oh wait, nevermind.

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45 Nights In Paris?

I smell a new sex tape Paris!

America's favorite party girl has been ordered to jail, and her stay there will be no trip to the Hilton.

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in a Los Angeles county jail Friday for violating her probation. Come June 5, Hilton will be confined to a segregated 8-by-12-foot cell in a Lynwood, Calif., detention center for women. Her designer duds won't be welcome.

"She will be in an orange jumpsuit, and everything else, the accoutrement, the makeup, is an absolute minimum," said Sgt. Steve Whitmore of the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

Hilton's cell phone, her crystal-encrusted trademark, will be banned as well. But not being able to text and talk with her celebrity friends will be the least of Hilton's worries.

"Forty-five days in L.A. County Jail is really rough. That's an awful, hellish place," said criminal defense attorney Dana Cole. "Conditions are miserable, people take showers under cold dripping water, the food is completely inedible."

More at ABC News

Paris please, don't let them try to scare you. You gangsta. Show them Lolas whose boss. And if your cell mate is following you around with a broken mop stick, you'd better hope nobody's got video going. Damn the whole world's gone viral...

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