Me on a dating site.

He's viewed my profile. He likes what he sees. The next step: The Instant Message.


Him: Hey, I thought your profile was interesting.

Hater: Oh yeah? Of course you did.

Him: You're cute.

Hater: You have a penis. SCORE!!!

Him: Uh, okay, what do you like to do for fun?

Hater: I go to my Baby Stroller Kicking Anonymous class on Tuesdays, and I split the rest of my time between Re-chilling and Chill-axing. Emphasis on the axing.

Him: LOL you're...funny. So what's your idea of a romantic evening?

Hater: You first.

Him: Candlelight, dinner, drinks maybe a back massage LOL.

Hater: Creepy. I'm in to str8 fukkin.

Him: What?

Hater: You heard me. What's really good? I just bought a whole box of Maggies brand unused. Classy.

Him: .... (user just went idle)

Hater: What happened boo?

Hater: Shit. *channels Biggie* And another one...

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Kim K. Gets More Butt Than Ashtrays...

Damn girl, another one?

Bossip is reporting that Evan Ross and Kim K. are a couple. This is only news to me because that possibly means that Reggie Bush is done skeeting on with her. Oh well. I don't know if they're dating, but they seem close. Like fighting over the last bottle of Nair close.

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Reggie + Kim

Is it true?

Rumor mill says Kim Kardashian (i.e. Urinal Cake) is dating Reggie Bush.

Oh well Reggie, you're still hot. I just hope you're into water sports.

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You Make Me Sick

Look at that two-bit housewreckin' hussy. I must admit though, not as bad looking as everyone says. And Tameka isn't all that ugly either. Who said she looked like Evander Holyfield? Shame on you.


Ahhh...young love. You two kids have fun.

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