Congratulations O.J.

For one brief moment in American history, white people hated Paris Hilton more than you. Pat yourself on the back buddy, and enjoy it while it lasts.


Because you still make me sick.

BTW I need for people to calm the hell down about this Paris shit. It's okay to get a little pissed because even though she wound up going back to jail, she got lots of special treatment that us regular people wouldn't have gotten...however, what did you expect? When she gets out she'll still be Paris Hilton. That means, she'll be able to piss on the pope-mo-bile while calling you the N word. And Ludacris will still party with her at Tao while Don King sings her praises.

Only In America!

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45 Nights In Paris?

I smell a new sex tape Paris!

America's favorite party girl has been ordered to jail, and her stay there will be no trip to the Hilton.

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in a Los Angeles county jail Friday for violating her probation. Come June 5, Hilton will be confined to a segregated 8-by-12-foot cell in a Lynwood, Calif., detention center for women. Her designer duds won't be welcome.

"She will be in an orange jumpsuit, and everything else, the accoutrement, the makeup, is an absolute minimum," said Sgt. Steve Whitmore of the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

Hilton's cell phone, her crystal-encrusted trademark, will be banned as well. But not being able to text and talk with her celebrity friends will be the least of Hilton's worries.

"Forty-five days in L.A. County Jail is really rough. That's an awful, hellish place," said criminal defense attorney Dana Cole. "Conditions are miserable, people take showers under cold dripping water, the food is completely inedible."

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Paris please, don't let them try to scare you. You gangsta. Show them Lolas whose boss. And if your cell mate is following you around with a broken mop stick, you'd better hope nobody's got video going. Damn the whole world's gone viral...

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