Me on a dating site.

He's viewed my profile. He likes what he sees. The next step: The Instant Message.


Him: Hey, I thought your profile was interesting.

Hater: Oh yeah? Of course you did.

Him: You're cute.

Hater: You have a penis. SCORE!!!

Him: Uh, okay, what do you like to do for fun?

Hater: I go to my Baby Stroller Kicking Anonymous class on Tuesdays, and I split the rest of my time between Re-chilling and Chill-axing. Emphasis on the axing.

Him: LOL you're...funny. So what's your idea of a romantic evening?

Hater: You first.

Him: Candlelight, dinner, drinks maybe a back massage LOL.

Hater: Creepy. I'm in to str8 fukkin.

Him: What?

Hater: You heard me. What's really good? I just bought a whole box of Maggies brand unused. Classy.

Him: .... (user just went idle)

Hater: What happened boo?

Hater: Shit. *channels Biggie* And another one...